June 2012
hpphans:
For a guy who hates when people touch him, Erik does not grasp the concept of personal space.
I know. You know those Labrador retrievers that shove their faces into yours in an attempt to occupy the same air space you’re occupying? That’s what Erik does with Christine.
Except with more boob rubbing and less face licking.
Actually, who are we kidding? There was probably...
Watchthefaultieststars:
Oh, my gosh, my stomach hurts, I’m laughing so hard.
This is EXACTLY how I sound over EVERYTHING.
“OH! OH! Look, Erik’s got no NOSE ! Ah! Okay, okay, calm down.”
“Ooh. Ooh, bustle-era riding habits. Oh, I just…OOOH!”
“There’s a special on about LINCOLN. Ohh!”
“This book is a first edition from 1821!...
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I'm watching a BBC documentary about cooking and...
and it’s rapidly becoming the most uncomfortable viewing experience I have ever had. Because the narrator sounds like a phone sex operator.
(Not like I would know from personal experience. I’m just assuming, you know, that they sound all…phone-sexish from what I’ve seen on sitcoms. I’M A GOOD GEHL, I AM!)
It’s just awkward. It’s so awkward. They have...
Onto You like Fat...on a fat person.: So I was... →
cocokat:
and then a bunch of like
freshman girls come by where we’re picking
and the WHOLE TIME
they were saying how “Oh my god we’re picking strawberries we are SO CUTE”
and taking pictures of themselves picking strawberries
AND THEN
they just
look at me and my brother like we’re crazy because we…
PFFT. I love this!
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The Gryffin304 Common Room: So I was just... →
hpphans:
So I was just thinking…what if, at the auction, they tried to sell the mirror bride dummy?
“Lot 667, ladies and gentlemen, a life-size replica of the famous Swedish opera singer, Christine Daae, Viscountess de Chagny. She comes with a hand-sewn wedding dress and two accessories: a wedding veil,…
Of course, by that point, he’d be so old that he probably would think he...
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Why pipe organs can make you feel uneasy →
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rarishes:
davidstrider:
stop scrolling
a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets
ok you can scroll again now
“Dans le véritable amour, c’est l’âme qui enveloppe le corps.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche.
(via la-reponse)
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salutationtothestars:
princessmeridaofdunbroch replied to your post: holy crap
LOKI’D?
RIGHT!?
Holy cheese and crackers, this is the best thing ever!
Because Victorians, guys.
Victorians AND Loki!
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miss-annie-kay:
karkats-crotch:
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
no if erik showed up at my window i would get the gun there would be no cuddling involved
LOL.
