Muirin007: Professional nerd

Every time I watch Braveheart,

I get inordinately upset that I’m not Scottish. 

And try to make up for it by talking like William Wallace all day.

Waiter: Would you like a drink with that?

Me: I weel no’ be told, “Would you liyk a drrrink with tha’” by you or any other man whiyle I live.

Waiter: …..whatever, man, I just do what I’m told.

Me: Aachk, ye do wha’ yerr told, do ye? Rrrright, an’ where would ye be without yourr FRRRREEDOOOOOOOOOOM?!

Everything is instantly more epic with a Scottish accent.

Or if you’re Brian Blessed.

(Source: muirin007)